I was able to pick up a quick commission through the PA (Serenity) Browncoats group. One of the members needs to spice up his zombie coveralls with a couple of nifty Zomcon patches. After about two hours of design time and 3 hours of sewing, I produced these and they'll be shipping out today.
I had no idea what Zomcon is so I searched and discovered this delightful company that provides zombie services for your every menial task. Don't like moving? Hire a zombie! And don't forget to get your zombie a maintenance package that includes facials and body wraps. You don't want your zombie getting ripe.